Author Guest Post: Top Chick Picks from Classic Lit

This is not a list of my favorite female characters from classic literature, but rather a list of fab characters who’d be right at home in a modern day chick lit novel. Hence, the absence of Hester Prynne, Emma Bovary, Anna Karenina and such. Even Jane Eyre, who is one of my all-time faves, didn’t make the cut, because I don’t think she’d fly in today’s glossy fiction unless the author gave her a personality makeover, and we couldn’t have that! Okay. With no further ado, here’s my list in no particular order:

Countess Ellen Olenska

Edith Wharton’s delightful character, Ellen Olenska, was decades ahead of her time. Strong-willed and free-spirited, she flees an abusive relationship and bucks society norms left and right, happily hanging with folks from the lower classes and treating everyone like equals. She’s got a strong moral code, too. Instead of destroying her cousin’s marriage, she turns her back on true love.

Flora Poste

Stella Gibbons created a hilarious busybody in Flora Poste. Armed with her Bible (a fictional book called The Higher Common Sense), she sets out to straighten out the lives of the distant relatives she’s gone to live with at the gloomy and isolated Cold Comfort Farm. Naturally, she’s met with resistance from these relations who don’t know her from Adam, but no-nonsense Flora cannot be deterred.

Becky Sharp

Love her or hate her, William Thackeray’s Becky Sharp is a magnetic character. Of course everyone loves her at first – plucky little gal that she is, picking herself up by her bootstraps and all. As the story unfolds, her climb up the social ladder starts to seem like an unhealthy obsession, and some of her antics border on the sadistic. Still, she’s a fascinating character to follow.

Scarlett O’Hara

Like Becky Sharp, Margaret Mitchell’s Scarlett O’Hara may rub some readers the wrong way. She’s vain and selfish, and a bit ruthless at times. However, Scarlett’s strong will and determination to save or to rebuild Tara no matter the cost is admirable. And you have to admire her badassery. I found this great quote from Roger Ebert: “…The difference between [Emma] Bovary and O’Hara is how they react to misfortune… Emma kills herself, while Scarlett plants potatoes.” Love it!

Elizabeth Bennet

Jane Austen’s universally loveable character is intelligent, sensible, and highly principled. But lest it sounds like I’m describing a goody-goody, I must point out that she’s also witty, charming and playful. She’s not without faults, though. And thank goodness for that. Elizabeth’s own prejudices, coupled with her tendency to make snap judgments and speak her mind before thinking things through, nearly costs her the love of her life (you know who).

Jo March

Louisa May Alcott’s Jo March is one of a kind. Outspoken, tomboyish, and a bit of a rebel, she’s got an endearingly geeky quality that readers can’t help but love. In recent years, I’ve learned that many critics question Jo’s gender identity and sexuality. There is, in fact, some pretty strong evidence to suggest that Jo is a lesbian and/or transgendered. Could Alcott have been the first author of popular literary fiction to create such a revolutionary character? I have to reread Little Women.

Helen Schlegel

In a way, E.M. Forster’s memorable character, Helen Schlegel, is a sort of amalgamation of several characters I’ve just mentioned. Like Flora Poste, she’s resolved to “fix” things for others. Like Scarlett O’Hara, she’s selfish and narrow-sighted. And like Jo March, she rebels against society’s conventions. Helen is a bit of a mess, no doubt, but her idealism and her passions are what won me over. I just love those dramatic diatribes of hers when she goes on about social injustices and the like.

And there you have it. Seven chicks from classic lit who’d be right at home sipping Manhattans in a pair of Choos – either plotting to fix your love life, making plans to take over the company or getting ready to throw off their clothes and run naked through the halls of Congress.

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