Don't Call Me Nancy Drew


It’s no secret that I love Who’s the Boss? I watched the episodes when they first aired, but I really fell in love with the series, and especially Tony Danza, when I was about fifteen. The reruns used to be on Fox Family. Anyone else remember Fox Family before it became ABC Family? Anyway, I watched Who’s the Boss? every day for a long time, but when the reruns stopped airing, I was heartbroken. I found a random website that was selling the whole series on DVD, and even though I knew it seemed shady, I went ahead and paid over $300 so I could still see Tony, Angela, Mona, Samantha, and Jonathan on a regular basis. To my surprise and disappointment, the episodes on the DVDs had been recorded from TV, so they were poor quality and included commercials, and some of the DVDs wouldn’t even play. I was so annoyed that I had been fooled by this company selling crappy DVDs that I set out on a mission to try to get some sort of justice since they wouldn’t refund my money. I couldn’t even get in touch with them anymore. 

When I discovered an article from a Canadian newspaper where the company was supposedly located saying that the website had been ripping off a lot of people, I felt a little bit better that I wasn’t the only one who fell for the scam. The newspaper gave a number to call if anyone had any other information about what had been going on, so, of course, I called. When the recording on the other end was in French and then in English, I realized that I had called the Canadian Police -- The Mounties. Oops! Immediately, I hung up. I didn’t think I needed to involve the police in the Who’s the Boss? DVD scam. Surely, they had more important things to do. Plus, I was a teenager, so anything having to do with the police kind of freaked me out, especially police in a foreign country. So, that was it. My sleuthing days were over. I was out over $300 and no longer trying to help crack the case. Don't call me Nancy Drew. A few years later, the first season was officially released on DVD, so I snatched it up at a reasonable price. But, sadly, the rest of the seasons haven’t been released. 

Now, I have to settle for hearing Tony Danza’s famous catchphrase “Ay, oh, oh, ay,” from the first season DVDs, the few episodes saved on my DVR from when the show was rerunning a couple years ago on the Hallmark Channel, and wait until another network decides to air it again. However, for the will-they-won’t-they magic that Tony and Angela had in every episode, that kind of chemistry can be found on Melissa & Joey, because let’s be honest, they are incredibly similar. And trust me, that’s a compliment. I’m loving this updated version of Who’s the Boss? because it’s exactly the kind of show I love.  And who knows? Maybe Melissa and Joey will get married at the end of their series. Tony and Angela got close, and I love how it all ended (I cry every time I watch Tony show up at the door asking for a job just like in the first episode), but I’d really be thrilled to see a different ending for Melissa and Joey. In the meantime, I love watching every week, and I really get a kick out of seeing all the similarities. And now, since pretty much every show is on DVD way before the series is even over, it’s safe to say I won’t be scammed trying to get Melissa & Joey episodes, and I certainly won’t be calling The Mounties. 

Have you ever done anything foolish to see a TV show? Have you ever fallen for a scam? I want to hear all about it!

Nancy Scrofano is the editor of Good Humor Girl and the author of True Love Way. She is also the editor of The Chick Lit Bee, a book blog that promotes and celebrates women’s fiction, and she writes book reviews for a prestigious book review magazine. Nancy is at work on her next novel. For more information, please visit www.nancyscrofano.com

5 Ways to Find Your Writing Mojo


If the words won't budge or you're feeling the story is less than inspired, might I suggest these tips for getting your writing mojo back?

1. Move.
No, not to another state. Hey, your muse can't be *that* bad. Instead, write in a different location, even if it's just across the room. While some writers prefer routine and ritual, when you're feeling stuck, sometimes the best antidote is to get a fresh perspective with a change of scenery. I rotate between two different tables on my deck and one favorite coffee shop. Works like a charm. 

2. Dig deeper.
If your story has hit a brick wall, it could be because the character doesn't have enough oomph to scale it or you've cornered yourself against the brick wall with a going nowhere plot. Dig deeper into the goal and motivation and put more obstacles in the path for the character so you'll have plenty to get revved up about and your fingers will be flying. Feel free to skip ahead if something isn't working and come back to it later with fresh eyes.

3. Reward thyself. Punishment works, too.
A lot of Type A writers like to give themselves rewards for hitting word count or page goals. I'm a bit meaner with myself, such as not letting myself work on other projects until I've finished my fiction goal. That keeps me off of social media until I'm through and I don't feel guilty doing a bit of surfing after I've met my goals.

4. Turn off the tech.
If you're avoiding the page because you're stuck, you could be doing "busy" work, such as research or networking or blogging instead of the dirty (but fun!) work of getting your story down. Turn off your phone (silence at least, and *don't* answer it), wait to respond to e-mail and go widescreen on your document to block out the other apps and lures on your desktop. I use Omm when I'm writing a fresh story and even bought the iPad app so I can "move" to the deck and write instead of depending on my desktop inside.

5. Hit the road.
Sometime the best way to get unstuck is to not think about it at all. Think about Virginia Woolf's famous walks. And meditation is supposed to change the circuitry of your brain so you can think better and react more positively anytime you get stuck. Personally, when I'm feeling butt-in-seat-syndrome and need some energy, I like to turn up Pandora and do a quick Zumba dance to one song. My heart rate goes up and I feel refreshed to get back to the writing. (And drink lots of water.) 

What about you? What kind of writing mojo tips would you like to share?
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An eBook Novella 

Summer, sisterhood and sacred answers in paradise.

Mojo and fitness guru, Rachel Woods, takes the attendees at her "Mojo in Maui" conference through adventures on the magic island to discover their deepest desires and fears. Readers will catch up with characters from Lott's previous novels: Ramona (Dating da Vinci), Taylor (The Stork Reality), Macy (Fixer Upper), Georgia (Life’s a Beach) and get introduced to Kelly, who gets her own novel, Something New, in Fall 2012.

The six women converge at the luxury resort in Maui at a time when their lives are at a crossroads, personally and professionally. From the workaholic Taylor, to the newly-divorced mom with an identity crisis Georgia, to the broken-hearted Kelly, the island helps them find their own mojo for what matters most. And their fearless leader, Rachel, has a secret of her own that set the whole chain of events in motion.

The Last Resort is Lott's sexiest read to date and sure to be a popular beach read for women everywhere. Readers may especially wish they had magic chocolate and the Kealoha brothers on the mainland. 

Told with Lott's trademark humor and heart, The Last Resort may be just the ticket for mojo women are looking for this summer. 

About Malena Lott  
 
Malena Lott is the author of three novels, two novellas, several short stories and also writes young adult under the pen name Lena Brown. Readers can connect with her on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram under malenalott, and she blogs about mojo and zen at malenalott.com. Be sure and check out The Last Resort BIG Beach Read Bonanza contest with 20 free reads and lot of beach swag at www.buzzbooksusa.com/contest. Ends 6/30/12.  

Music From Our Past Defines Us

 
In the song “State of Mind” by Clint Black, there are lyrics that say, “Ain’t it funny how a melody can bring back a memory/Take you to another place and time/Completely change your state of mind.” Well, isn’t that true! Whenever certain songs from my past come up, I remember and feel all my emotions – just like I’m reliving the past.

Recently, my husband and I went to see Peter Cetera at the symphony, and it was awesome! At night when I was a teenager, I listened to my local radio station and listened to Delilah, who would take callers' requests and play a lot of Peter’s songs. Having grown up listening to his classic love songs (“Glory of Love,” “The Next Time I Fall In Love” with Amy Grant and “You’re the Inspiration”), the former member of the band Chicago brought back a lot of memories. Songs like these made me dream of being in love, wishing and hoping that "the one" would find me someday. While I was watching Peter sing, my husband next to me, I thought it was funny how things have come full circle. I now have the love life I’ve always wanted. This made me think about other songs from the past.

Through breakups, fun times with friends, or just wanting to listen to your favorite genre, music will always be there for us, right? The answer is simple. Yes! But it’s more than that – music can help define our lives. It can inspire us at whatever stage of life we’re at and make us feel better about (most of) anything.


Here are five of my favorite songs that have helped shape me into the person I am today:

“Smile,” by Rod Stewart – I love this song! Through the ups and downs of life, it’s a great song to help you get through the tough times, knowing that there’s always tomorrow or a Plan B, if/when Plan A fails.

“Bless The Broken Road,” by Rascal Flatts – This sweet country song is about the journey one experiences during the search for the person you love. It’s highly popular at weddings.

“(I Wanna Take) Forever Tonight,” by Peter Cetera and Crystal Bernard – Above, I gave some of my favorite Peter Cetera songs, but this one is my absolute favorite! He and Crystal Bernard (yes, from the TV show, Wings), created something magical! It was the last dance song at my wedding and while it’s a little erotic, the “forever tonight” part symbolizes to me that it’s important to take it one day at a time in marriage.

“Unforgettable,” by Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole – Besides this being Ridge and Brooke’s song on The Bold & the Beautiful, it’s a song that reminds me of my dad because he’s the most unforgettable person I’ll ever know. It was also our father/daughter song at my wedding.

“Somebody Like You,” by Keith Urban – For years, I’ve said this is my “happy song.” Often when I’m having a bad day, I’ll put this song on repeat and within fifteen minutes, I’m happy again. Give this song a try the next time you’re down, and you’ll be glad you did.

Do you have songs that define you?  Do you listen to music when you’re happy, sad or just in a funk?  How has music changed your life?

Isabella Louise Anderson is a member of the RWA, and she is the owner of the website Chick Lit Goddess. She resides in Dallas, Texas, where she’s a housewife and mother to 12-year-old cat, Thorndike. A regular contributor at Good Humor Girl, you can read all Isabella's articles and learn more about Isabella.

Book Review: Jan of Cleveland

Jan is a brilliant girl who was raised by her parents to excel at everything she does.  She manages to find a way to go back in time, and she decides to go back to the time of King Edward III of England in the Middle Ages.  In the meantime, Simon Peter and his son, Ethelred, who live in the Middle Ages, are introduced.  They are told by a Gypsy that Ethelred's life will be forever changed by somebody from a land called Ohio.  Jan arrives, just as the Gypsy foretells, and has very little trouble convincing Ethelred, King Edward III and his court of who she is and her mission, which is to modernize the science and medicine of the time.  And she is off to change the world as they know it.  

It took a very long time to get absorbed into the story.  It wasn't very funny, and since it's subtitled "a time travel comedy," it was a bit of a let down.  Not being a Medieval scholar, it was a little hard to believe that Jan would be so easily and readily accepted and not burned at the stake as a heretic and witch, as was the case in those times.  The story isn't very long, but it dragged on. It's broken into many small chapters, seeming choppy.  The chapters jumped from one place to the next, more like anecdotes rather than complete chapters. However, the use of show tunes was a pleasant surprise. 

Liz Kingsbury McKeown is from Minnesota. She began her career as a writer for Shockwave, a science fiction comedy radio show on KFAI, Minneapolis-Saint Paul. Liz interviews independent authors for Mobius. To learn more, connect with her on Twitter
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Broomies and Basketball

 
The end of basketball season is here. Thank God.

I am a girl who likes her sports. I struggled to write on Saturdays and Sundays during National Novel Writing Month, because football season was in its peak. And even though my beloved Cubbies never do much, September and October have to be some of the most exciting months of sports watching. I even devote hours to watching golf or Sports Center with my broomies.

But when basketball season rolls around, I tune out. Maybe my aversion to the game started when another girl pushed me down and I skinned my knees during my middle school leagues. Maybe I find the constant squeaking and running back and forth exhausting. Maybe I hate having to watch the Lakers game every Christmas. I do not know. Basketball just does not do it for me.

Imagine my horror when this winter one of my broomies announced basketball was his new favorite sport. I know he was bummed by his favorite football team’s lackluster season (he is a Colts fan, poor dear), and our local TV rarely features hockey. I feel his pain. I really do.

But why did he have to make basketball his alpha sport? Was he punishing me for not unloading the dishwasher promptly or mowing the lawn? When I lived on my own, I preferred to leave the clean dishes in until the dirty ones in the sink outnumbered them, but I changed. And we renegotiated lawn duty. I pull weeds for half an hour every week, and the broomies will deal with the mowing business. See, living together is easy. All it takes is compromise. Unfortunately, when it comes to sports, compromise is off the table.

I mourned the NBA settling its collective bargaining agreement at the eleventh hour. For one shining moment, I thought we would have a blissful year free from pro basketball.

I celebrated when both of my broomies’ favorite teams lost early in the playoffs. Apparently, that does not matter. Those boys kept watching, even after one broomie said he wished both teams playing would lose.

Basketball season was not a complete bust for me, though. Being a younger sister, I had years of practice and natural instinct on my side, which enabled me to be as annoying as humanly possible.

For example, during the tournament’s second round, I taught myself Spanish – in the same room they watched the games. “El equipo juega mal.” “The team plays badly.” “Mi hermano es enojado.” “My brother is mad.” “No me gustan huevos verdes y jamón. No me gustan ellos, Sam Que Soy.” “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.”

In the finals, I cheered for the Heat, because, as I told the broomies, ESPN showed footage of Lebron James reading The Hunger Games. The annoyed looks I received gave me more joy than anything else all season. 

Laura Chapman is a journalist, blogger, book reviewer and yet-to-be published novelist. In 2010, she founded Change the Word, a blog that follows her writing career and offers book reviews, author promotions and writing tips. Based in Lincoln, Nebraska, she has two completed novels in editing and is hard at work on her third, which she is adapting for a web series. A regular contributor at Good Humor Girl, you can read all Laura's articles and find out more about Laura